In My Element

Happy Monday!!

So yesterday was the first day of Fall and I don't know if this is my mind playing tricks on me but when I woke up yesterday the weather in South Florida was actually a little cooler than it's normal 90 degree inferno, today it also seems to be a little cooler. So mind, you may play tricks on me all day every day.

The good procrastinator that I am, has not yet purchased any fall clothes and I don't mean just this year, I mean ever! It just seems like a waste of money to buy sweaters and boots and leggings and scarfs when 99.9% of the time it is burning hot, melting temperature here in Soflo. It rarely EVER gets to the point of having to wear a sweater with a scarf, so what do I do when the rarity comes and it is cold out? That ghetto ratchet girl in me comes out and I pile on all my cardigans, don't freak out, this only happens about once a year. But, since I'm twenty flippin three this year it's time I grow out of my ratchet ghetto winter phase and buy some real fall and winter clothes. I'll just pray that it actually gets chilly here and I get to wear my sweaters and if it doesn't, eff it, I'm still wearing the damn sweaters because I bought it instead of a cute summer dress. If I need to adjust to the weather in soflo and wear my uggs with jeans shorts than so be it. (Let's be real though... How ridiculous is that? every time I see a girl walking in the streets dressed like that I just shake my head and think "Oh baby girl, just go back home and put some flip flops on") So clear warning... If you see me walking the streets dressed like that it's because I just spent $150 bucks in these damn boots and I.WILL.WEAR.THEM!

^^^^ OHMYGOSH I died Laughing!!!

When I searched google for shorts and Uggs this picture came up.

What this has to do with shorts and uggs? Ask google, I just thought It was flippin hilarious!

So now that I brightened up your Monday (You're welcome)

I will link up with Sami for the weekend shenanigans!

I will summarize my weekend in one word... Faineant

aka Lazy (new word for you to add to your vocab)

It consisted of:

-Eating

-Sleeping

-Reading on my new Kindle!!

-Watching TV

-Procrastination

-Homework

-Snuggles

-And lots of petting

And now you know folks, I'm a walking disaster when It comes to winter fashion

and I had a hell of a boring weekend.

Sorry to overwhelm you with my incredibly extravagant and exciting life.

Till next time,

OX Camylla.

Hello lovelies!

You know that thing I do where I go weeks (ok, years) without blogging? Well, that's not what I was doing. I was on VACA baby!! But I'm back and let me just state the obvious... Reality is a bitch!
By the by... Is anyone remotely aware of how time is catching up to the speed of light? I swear it was just yesterday that I cried like a baby because I realized mere hours before my flight that my passport had expired. Yes, you read that correctly, E.X.P.I.R.E.D! As in my fine ass could go to Brazil but when it was time to get back in the U.S.A they wouldn't have given my Brazilian curves a second look before they kicked it out of the country...But, that's a story for another day.

I also remember turning 22 a couple of days ago so... WHAT THE EFF happened? I wake up today and I'm TWENTY FREAKIN THREE!

Yep...

I was going to do a post on my trip to Brazil, then I remembered that birthdays only come once a year so I thought I'd do a post on that instead.

You know how there's
-Santa Clause
-Tooth Fairy
-Easter Bunny
Blah Blah Blah

Well if there is some kind of birthday fairy, birthday bunny or a fat guy with a white beard that goes around giving you gifts on your birthday... This post is for you!

Or any of my awesome friends and family that can afford this shit. Thanks

It's funny how when your broke, as in I only got $20 dollars in my pocket and I'm poppin tags by shopping at goodwill kind of broke, you see all these amazing things that deep inside you know it's futile but at the moment you feel that if you don't have it your heart might break into trillion tiny little pieces and you might never see the light of day again... (Jeez I'm melodramatic.) Well, say thanks to America, land of the ungratefuls for that feeling my friends (I'm not excluding myself on this one). Now, why am I saying this when I'm about to share with you all the futile things that I desire? I don't know.

Ok, now forget all the shit I just said above and look at all the cool stuff I want!!!